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Take a Break: Chateau Marmutt Dog Care 

Take a Break: Chateau Marmutt

I COME OVER TO CHATEAU MARMONT TO GIVE ONE OF THE DOG GROOMERS A WELL EARNED BREAK. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE A GROOMER. THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD. I’M JAMES CORDEN. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK? YOU TAKE OFF. GO GET A MASSAGE. DO WHATEVER YOU NEED DO. [APPLAUSE] HERE WE GO. >> BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN YOU’RE GOING IN AND OUT. JAMES: HI. >> SEE? JAMES: AND THEY SMELL MY FEAR? CAN THEY? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY FEAR BUT THEY’RE SMELLING MY BUTT. OOH, OOH, OOH. [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP]. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD. THIS MUST FEEL WHAT BRAD PITT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE GETS HOME. THEY NEED TO GO POTATO. >> I GUESS THEY’RE JUST HOLDING IT. JAMES: NOW IT IS LIKE THE CHATEAU MARMONT.

Align:start >> I THINK THE DOGS LIKE YOU? DO YOU LIKE THEM YET? JAMES: EH. >> YOU WANT TO HOLD A DOG? JAMES: THAT’S NOT A DOG, THIS IS A HAMSTER. >> HE’S THE ONLY DOG THAT CAN DO IT. JAMES: WELL, THAT’S ONE TOO MANY. I’M JAMES. NICE TO MEET YOU, ROSIE. YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN LEAD THE DOG AROUND. [LAUGHTER] ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COLLAR FOR A DOG? >> YES, I AM. JAMES: OR IS IT FOR YOUR HUSBAND? SO, WE’RE LOOKING FOR A BIG ONE, RIGHT? >> YES.

JAMES: WHAT ABOUT ONE LIKE THIS? >> LIKE A STUDDED — I LIKE THAT. JAMES: AT LEAST TRY AND HIDE IT A LITTLE. COME ON. YOU WANT TO SEE IT ON. [BARKING] THANK YOU SO MUCH. HEY, HAVE A GREAT TIME. I HOPE YOUR DOG ENJOYS IT. SEE YOU LATER. >> A LOT OF PARENTS ASK FOR EXTRA EXTRA EXERCISE. SO WE HAVE A TREADMILL. >> SCOUT, WALK. OH, GOOD JOB. JAMES: I WOULD EXERCISE MORE IF EVERY TIME I MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE TREADMILL I GOT A SNICKERS. >> GO, JAMES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] >> I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU. JAMES: OK. >> THIS IS — IT’S A LITTLE MORE HARDER THAN WHAT YOU’RE DOING OUT HERE.

MARCO’S GOING TO PUT HIM IN THE TUB FOR YOU. JAMES: PUT HIM IN THE TUB? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> BATHE HIM. JAMES: HA? YOUR ROCK SOLID. YOU NEED TO START WORKING OUT A LITTLE BIT. NO MORE MESSING AROUND. SO WE’RE ON? [LAUGHTER] ♪ JAMES: HE’S STILL NOT DRY. IT TAKES AGES. YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS? OH, MAN. ♪ JAMES: GUYS, I THINK ZUMA MIGHT BE DONE. HEY, HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU A GOOD ONE? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVED IT. SEE YOU SOON. PROBABLY NOT. I DOUBT I’M EVER GOING TO GET A DOG.

BYE-BYE..

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