Watch it! Those are prepared in the kitchen that also makes nuts. And you have a bad allergy. Troops of the Boneyard, it’s Clashmas time! This means we have a special visitorÖ …Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho! Youíve all been good, so Iíve brought my gift Cannon. Merry Clashmas! Sorry, that was the wrong Cannon. A cannonball? I didnít know what else to get you. For the entire red army, I have a special, Super Magical, one-time-only, only available here, never before seen… Clashmas Chest! Theyíre so easy to please. Itís snowing! Snow day! Awesome! Game on! Ooh! Did I do that? Hey, everybody, look! Itís snowing again.
Itís beautiful! Maybe we have a chance for peace. Or not! I love snow days! Glad you do. I present this special chest, with holiday gifts for each one of you. For a friend thatís little screwy, give the gift that goes kablooey! – Candy! Hot, hot! – It burns, but it tastes good! And what would the holidays be without awkward kissing? Jeez! Four days to upgrade this thing, and one hour to demolish it.
Ew, cobwebs! Is there a spider on me? Kill me, but get it off! Oh, Santa surprise! It was outlawed for being too powerful. A spell that rare could fetch a lotta gems on the black market. – Weíre gonna be rich! – No more building… We can upgrade everything immediately! – Just imagine it! – Hey, whaddaya think Iím doing? Weíd have so many gems, we wouldnít know what to do with them. Like my upgraded haircut? What about my level 20 teeth? We wonít just upgrade, weíll innovate. Ladies and gentlemen, weíre pleased to present the X-Bow level 40-S. Now, with fingerprint recognition! With all our upgrading, no one will ever have to work or battle again. We can just be fat and happy. Hooog Siiitter. But then, who will take care of the village? Oh, we have to! The trees in my neighborhood are out of control. They block my view of the water.
Why my tower isnít as nice as Harryís? – Could you sweep this? – Mow the lawn! Whoís taking out the trash? – Can somebody wipe me? – Whoís planning my birthday party? My soup is cold. Oh, no! What have we done? We havenít done anything yet. We have to get rid of that Santa surprise. Uh, Buzz? I drank it! Whatís gonna happen to me now? I had a cousin who liked to play dress-up.
Ho, ho, ho! On Flamer, on Burner, on Blazer, on Spitzen. I donít know whether to be happy for him or what. He tipped five percent. Some Santa. And now, the only way to end the perfect nightÖ The perfect Knight! Thank you! Thank you! What a crowd, and what an evening, huh? You know, this time of the year I canít help but think of others. As a matter of fact, I canít help singing about them. On the first day of Clashmas, My true love gave to me A Wizard in a deep freeze… I covered my mouth to sneezeÖ And then this! I like my powers.
I donít love my powers. On the second day of Clashmas, My true love gave to meÖ Hey! Two Archer warriors… This couldnít be more humiliatingÖ I was wrong! …And the Wizard in a deep freeze… Enough singing. Can someone get me out? …On the third day of Clashmas, My true love… Wait! We have to speed this up. …On the twelfth day of Clashmas, My true love gave to me Twelve barrelled Goblins… Again! Again! …Eleven Clashers clashing… …Ten Wizards flaming… Hey, fire slingers! Guy in ice cube. Over here! Me! …Nine bombs a-dropping… …Eight Miners mining… Someone, please, help! I have an itch, in exactly the place you donít wanna have one. …Seven Princes lancing… …Six Minions hording… …Five Golems…
a-Golem-ing?…..Four boney fighters… Excuse me! …Three Musketeers…..Two Archer warriors…. Yeah, we burnt the antlers. Weíll keep the noses. We like the noses…And a Wizard in a deep freeze Thank you. Thank you. Darn it. Whatís the matter, boss? I was just hoping someone would get me something this year. We did! Look! Oh! Itís a Clashmas miracle! I would not do that! Most of it is Poison Spell. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Clashmas, gang! Merry Clashmas to all. And to all a good fight! That may not be good!.